Soap

soap

 

She had just come from the clinic from seeing the care nurse and seemed a little flustered.

Everything okay? he asked.

There was a medical student there. I said to the nurse I didn’t mind. He was neat, presentable, well spoken and was totally okay except for the fact he kept adjusting his crotch.

Perhaps he was just glad to see you.

That isn’t even remotely funny. Not these days.

Sorry, he said. I’ll be back in a minute.

Where are you going?

To the bathroom. To wash my mouth out with soap.

2 thoughts on “Soap

  1. Lol. Thank you, Chelsea. That is so funny and so true 🙂 I remember my grandmother telling me on more than one occasion that I should wash my mouth out with soap. That saying seems to have died

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