Improbable Ponderings

Does an apple have core values?

Are pistachios ‘nut cases’?

What happens if the door of opportunity jams?

If Q and U really are the conjoined twins of the English alphabet, isn’t it about time they were separated?

Do Grandfather Clocks have too much time on their hands?

Who keeps putting the writing on the wall?

And is anyone ever going to get around to fixing those disabled toilets?

 

Can you add to this fun list? can you suggest answers to any of these questions?