What are we even doing here?
You took us from the cool supermarket shelves and abandoned us on this warm table.
Why?
Because some kids might rock up on Halloween and say “Trick or Treat?” and you don’t want to come across as the bad guy.
Well, take a look around. No one’s knocked.
What are you going to do with us? You don’t even like chocolate.
Oh God, you’re not going to dump us, are you? Can we appeal to your better nature and take us back to the supermarket? They’ll be glad to see us.
Wait. Did you hear that? There’s a knock at the door. I see three goblins peering through the window. They’re for us.
John Malone 
You don’t like chocolate Johnnie?
How about the good old aussie fav snickers slice?
Great Post. Happy Halloween!
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I like dark chocolate but dark doesn’t cut it with kids; they want milk chocolate. Ah well, their tastes will mature 🙂
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Very true. The older you get the more life’s bitterness seeps into everything, including chocolate 🤣
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Snickers are dangerous. They can pull out dental caps!
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I know, like Violent 🙂 Crumbles and Chocolate Fudge 🙂
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Brilliant!! 😁🖤
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well, there’s Xmas coming up, I’ll get rid of them then;failing that there’s always next Easter 🙂
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Not my fave chocolate bar, I’ve become more and more dark chocolate over the years … Because of course dark chocolate is good for a person … (in moderation)!
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Not mine either, Carolyn but at least each bar is a decent size compared to the $2 packs of dime sized pieces 🙂 I love dark chocolate and allow myself two squares a night. Is that excessive?
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30 grams of dark chocolate, once a day is fine, especially for a person who is doing some kind of exercise. As long as you brush your teeth before bedtime!
I eat good chocolate, that Graham gets from Haighs at the Central Market in Adelaide when he goes there once a week. Delicious!
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Excellent.
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You shouldn’t encourage me: I’m putting up more of these 🙂
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