I saw the sign out the front, I say. I was intrigued. So who are you?
I’m The Next Big Thing, he says.
Can I get your autograph then?
That’ll be five dollars thank you.
Five bucks?!
John Travolta charges 200 for his.
But he’s someone.
Did you read the sign?
Yes.
Well, I’m The Next Big Thing. You’re getting it cheap. When I hit the big time ….
Okay, I say, I see your point, handing over my five bucks.
John Malone 
LOL. Be right back, making this sign for myself.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That guy sure had the right idea 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
But surely his signature got now isn’t worth anything, it will only be worth money once he already achieves fame … The Next Big Thing could be just another Big Flop, and the signature worth nothing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
that is true, Carolyn, and anyway he presented a plausible proposition — if you believe in a gamble 🙂 it’s just a silly made-up story really with a thin line of logic 🙂
LikeLike
The next big thing sounds like an excellent artist name. I just checked, it’s not taken 🤔
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now’s my chance 🙂
LikeLike
I wouldn’t pay a dime for Travolta’s autograph.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nor would I but I saw on the NEWS that was the price he was charging: he’s a bit up himself 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person