If I had as many black hairs on my legs
As Roger Federer
Would I be a great tennis player?
Would I be as good as the Fed?
Do leg hairs maketh the man?
There must be a hair for every ace
He’s ever served.
If leg hairs were ants, which they look like
The Fed would be in screaming agony.
One day he’ll lose most.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
You know the puns.
Hair’s to you, Fed.
Good luck in the Aussie Open.
4 thoughts on “on Leg Hairs and Tennis”
This made me laugh and laugh and laugh!! Some cracking lines in here my friend!! 😁😁🖤
thank you very much. it’s the stand-up comic in me. every now and then he wants to come out and play. who am I to argue? he’s bigger and more forceful than me 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it; let’s hope the Fed does well 🙂