on Leg Hairs and Tennis

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If I had as many black hairs on my legs

As Roger Federer

Would I be a great tennis player?

Would I be as good as the Fed?

Do leg hairs maketh the man?

There must be a hair for every ace

He’s ever served.

If leg hairs were ants, which they look like

The Fed would be in screaming agony.

One day he’ll lose most.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

You know the puns.

Hair’s to you, Fed.

Good luck in the Aussie Open.

4 thoughts on “on Leg Hairs and Tennis

  1. thank you very much. it’s the stand-up comic in me. every now and then he wants to come out and play. who am I to argue? he’s bigger and more forceful than me 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it 🙂

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