I’ve had it up to here with Covid-19
I wash my hands and clean, clean, clean.
I’m scared of closeness.. Keep your distance, I say
and if someone gets too close, I run away.
Whatever you do, don’t cough, sputter or sneeze
anywhere near me, and, NO! do not wheeze.
I’m a bundle of nerves, all jangled and taut
and am scared of seeing anyone when I go for a walk.
If I self isolate anymore than I do
I’ll become lonely as an animal caged in a zoo.
So open up the stadiums, liberate the pubs.
I’m going a little crazy, rub-a-dub dub.