I’m not the only one putting on weight since self isolation.
Rosco’s been piling on the pounds.
He’s a real tubby tabby.
He’s worn out the old scratching post so we bought him a new one but it won’t do.
Are you kidding? he snaps. It’s too small.
You’re too big, I say.
That’s like the pot calling the kettle black, he returns.
That Rosco !
Just then he looks outside.
Just the thing, he announces.
We open the door.
Rosco barges out.
His new scratching post ! It’s big, it’s natural, the bark rips off.
He’s taken to it with a vengeance.
Rosco’s New Scratching Post