Quilton Loves My Bum
I know it’s clever advertising
but it’s kinda creepy too
the idea that some stranger called Quilton
‘loves your bum’.
Going by his presence on the supermarket shelves
he seems to love a lot of bums.
I’m sure it’s Platonic
but couldn’t they have used ‘like’?
wouldn’t that have been preferable?
It’s sort of reassuring that Quilton ‘loves’ your bun
but it’s kinda creepy too.