I was walking along the Semaphore jetty
when a roly-poly guy from the Gospel Ministry
waddled up to me with a pamphlet, asking:
Are you a friend of Jesus, friend?
I said that I was but I didn’t know about
my web-footed friend almost at my side, but
if you threw him a fish I’m sure that he
would be too.
Now I don’t know whether Jesus had a sense
of humor but this guy didn’t even crack a smile
John Malone 
Poker face
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probably a wise reaction: it was a pretty lame joke but hey! it was off the cuff 🙂
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I could be wrong, but I am convinced that Jesus has a great sense of humor. He created us, after all. And also, platypus.
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say no more; point taken 🙂
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I’m not commenting on this post, in case I say the wrong thing, and upset people. I am wise, in some ways.
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Throwing a fish to the Pelican makes it hungry, not a friend, John! I’m sure he would have eaten and flown away. Humor is rather tough when you are trying to sell a man to faith and a faith to man. Toughest sales job ever.
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he was certainly making hard work of it 🙂
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