Are You a Friend of Jesus?

I was walking along the Semaphore jetty

when a roly-poly guy from the Gospel Ministry

waddled up to me with a pamphlet, asking:

Are you a friend of Jesus, friend?

I said that I was but I didn’t know about

my web-footed friend almost at my side, but

if you threw him a fish I’m sure that he

would be too.

Now I don’t know whether Jesus had a sense

of humor but this guy didn’t even crack a smile

7 thoughts on “Are You a Friend of Jesus?

  1. Throwing a fish to the Pelican makes it hungry, not a friend, John! I’m sure he would have eaten and flown away. Humor is rather tough when you are trying to sell a man to faith and a faith to man. Toughest sales job ever.

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