I was walking along the Semaphore jetty
when a roly-poly guy from the Gospel Ministry
waddled up to me with a pamphlet, asking:
Are you a friend of Jesus, friend?
I said that I was but I didn’t know about
my web-footed friend almost at my side, but
if you threw him a fish I’m sure that he
would be too.
Now I don’t know whether Jesus had a sense
of humor but this guy didn’t even crack a smile