Do you like this hi-neck sweater? she says. I’d like to buy it for you for Xmas. But you’ve got to keep it a secret.
I don’t know, he says. I prefer V-necks. Will you buy me a V-neck instead?
What have you got against hi-necks anyway?
You can’t whip your iPhone out or wallet from your top pocket at a moment’s notice, he says.
You’re not Walter Mitty? are you she says. You’re not a gunslinger.
But, but ….
And your top pockets are not holsters, are they? And this is West Lakes Shopping Centre NOT the Wild West!!
Can’t a guy dream? I smile
- do you know who Walter Mitty is?
- do you sometimes fantasize about being someone else?
- do the clothes you wear create fantasies or do you buy certain clothes because they ‘feed’ a fantasy?