Someone once told me that I stir my coffee backwards
As though it were a character flaw.
Until it was for bidden by my cardiologist
I used to stand on my head
Believing it gave me a head start to the day.
I like to eat my cereal at night.
It gives my stomach something to mull over
While I sleep.
My doctor tells me I might have ADHD
But I can’t sit still long enough to be tested.
On the face of it I look normal.