Me and the Ant go way back, ever since we discovered
our mutual Achilles’ Heel: coffins made of steel: Lifts.
He’s not a big fan of car boots either or small caving tunnels,
so the Thai cave rescue would not have been high
on his agenda. One thing’s for sure: Ant is an SAS commando
& instructor and if he can’t handle lifts, what chance
have marshmallow men like me got? It’s in my Will:
‘to be cremated’; just in case