…. and now for something lighter: Can you come up with other cheeky titles to add to this list of Imaginary Books? or even, if you’re up for it [excuse the pun] write a paragraph or two ?
Sexy Titles
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John Malone
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John Malone 
Yesterday at Bunnings in the plumbing bits aisle, I photographed a mysterious box with the label: “Brass threaded nipple hexagon”. I think it fits!
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I like it — though the mind boggles 🙂 it fits 🙂
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It certainly would
Be fun to distinguish
Who amongst us is
The most cunning linguist
😉😂🖤
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OMG that is so clever !!! you’ve distinguished yourself on this one 🙂
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Haha!!
Not a compliment I get often! 🤣🖤
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🙂
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very clever!
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😉🖤
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Now even I couldn’t come up with that one……
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I do try… *tips hat* 😉🖤
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I love the nonchalant modesty of this 🙂
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😁😁🖤
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I’ll have to get my dictionary out 🤔
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An education indeed David…..
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🙂 thanks for joining in the fun, David; I’ve got another post like this coming up in a day or so 🙂
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The Optometrist’s Daughter 👁️
(she made a spectacle of herself)
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that is clever, David; I’ll pay that 🙂 why can’t I think of these puns myself ? 😦
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nuts, butts, and lots of ruts – a holiday tale of adventure
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ROFL 🙂 🙂 🙂 I was wondering what you’d come up with; you’ve excelled yourself 🙂
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There’s that famous one which is comma dependent: Eats, roots and leaves Vs eats roots and leaves.
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that’s a classic; thanks for reminding me; what a hoot 🙂
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Love the Map of Tassie reference!
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yes, that had to appear 🙂
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😱
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Biggles flies undone!
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that is so funny; I’ll pay that 🙂
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😂 To be honest John, I think this may have come from an old Monty Python sketch, or I read it in a Monty Python annual. Anyway, I can’t take credit for it. Unfortunately!
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oh well, it was NEW to me 🙂
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all you guys — can one still say that? — are cleverer than me; I can’t think of a single racy title 😦
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In bedded code.
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clever 🙂 thanks Ulle for your contribution 🙂
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You haven’t heard of Jane Eyre Day, A Tail of Two Titties, Hard Times by Charles Dick-ens (I didn’t have to change that one), and A Midsummer Night’s Scream? They’re classics. 😉
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I’ve lead a very sheltered life 🙂 they sound like fun 🙂
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You can borrow them from my library any time 😉
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thank you 🙂
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Oh, I also have Lord of the Cries if you need a good bedtime read.
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LOL !
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I can’t stop thinking of them, have you read nineteen eighty whore, for example? I promise no more 😉
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🙂 you’re on fire 🙂 you’re funnier on the page than Seinfeld 🙂
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Made a sour after my work was done and now I’ve had two drinks. I think my humor loosens up when I have a few. 😉 Sleepy now though. Night, John.
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ninite; thanks for the comments and the chat 🙂
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Highlight of my day.
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It’s very okay to tell me I’ve gone to far.
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no you’re fine; would be interested to know what your thoughts are on the Seinfeld post; I might have gone too far 😦
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Not at all. Don’t think that’s possible. 😉
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