The Beasts’ Revenge

Those rosemary & garlic sausages

we bought

to ‘beef up’ the barbie

in case the eye fillets weren’t enough

were beginning

to stink out the fridge:

‘the beasts revenge’ ;

so when we took them to your place and you declared

your barbie was ‘lamb intolerant’

we hit a snag

so when I said, I’m going to have to put them in your fridge

I thought you would say,

my fridge is ‘lamb intolerant’

but you never did;

in spite of those setbacks

we had a pretty good evening

though when we left we forgot to take home

the snags

so we hope you enjoy them

in one form or another

and no, we do not need them back

30 thoughts on “The Beasts’ Revenge

  1. Well I’ll be snagged…..bit puzzled John…the lamb intolerant I get but nowhere does it say the sausages were lamb?,,…..just ‘rosemary and garlic’…is that a breed of lamb?……I’m not too up with lamb husbandry I’m afraid…..

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