
I’m sorry, he said, shrugging his shoulders. There’s nothing I can do.
But surely …
I’ve never seen it this bad. Not in all my years. They’ve always responded to treatment. I threw everything at it.
But you’re ….
I know. We’re the paramedics of the trade but we can’t perform miracles.
We bowed our heads.
Then I’ll see you to the door. Thanks for trying,
And off he drove in his clean white van, the firm’s logo on the side.
Well, I said, it looks like the end of the line for you. Sorry, old mate. You heard the man. You have to go. Time for an upgrade. A new laptop.
I’m sure he’ll be uploaded
to a better place 🌈💻😎
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one can only hope, David 🙂 the technician worked valiantly but alas to no avail 😦
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Another heroic front line worker 👍
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Lol 🙂
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My computer 🖥️
is of the female gender♀️
She’s more reliable as such
and appreciates my gentle touch
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🙂 I like that, David; my computer, I fear, was stubbornly male and possibly resented my over zealous pounding of its keys 🙂
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Perhaps it’s time for a
cyber intervention 🤔
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🙂 it should be alright now, David; I’ve jiggled a few things around, increased my data usage and it seems to have picked up somewhat, even a little jaunty 🙂
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Oh dear. I always feel a mix of excitement (new laptop!) and fear (oh no! Starting over! I don’t adjust well). I like the sort of nervous entry where you don’t know who/what has died. It’s quite a build up.
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thanks Worms: I seny a shorter version to ‘The Drabble’ so will see what they think of the carefully calibrated build up 🙂
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Fantastic buildup to describe the man machine bonding.
Make me think of the album “Ghost in the machine” by the Police.
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thanks Ulle; that was a great album; I’m glad you enjoyed the build up 🙂
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😂 A clever little post John. I love the way when you are in one of these tech stores the whizz kid assistants suck in their breath if you admit to having anything above 12 months old.
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so true, Hobbo 🙂 he was a little saddened that he couldn’t fix it — he was so sure he could 🙂
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😊
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a tech tragedy that i have lived through and thrived
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🙂 as you can see, Beth, I’ve found ways around it 🙂
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yes )
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🤣🤣🤣 You really scared me for once.
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good 🙂 it worked then 🙂
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Wonder what the graveyard looks like for all of these electronics? Do they have tombstones made out of old keys? Can previous owners visit and light candles in remembrance? Excellent, John.
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love that comment; it’s almost a poem in itself 🙂
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Could be an amazing painting and maybe a fun poem.
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Oh no John. 😢
RIP to your laptop. I hope you were able to get another?
eden
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I managed to resuscitate my old one which I’m using now 🙂 thanks for your concern, Eden 🙂
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Yay! 🧑💻 Good to know 😁
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We’ve all been there.
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they weren’t made to last 😦
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No, but sometimes they don’t last nearly long enough!
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very true: and new ones are not cheap —
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Oh my god, at first I thought you were dying or something, but that twist in the end: hilarious!!!
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thanks; I had a heap of fun writing it , misleading people up the garden path 🙂
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