Parth serves me.
He deals with my query,
sets me up for Unlimited Data.
The next day
is Mother’s Day.
If you want anything to happen,
changes to your laptop,
forget it.
Mothers Day: the Holy of Holies.
but the next day
is all good
BUT
when I message Parth to thank him
auto correct does not like ‘Parth’
but changes it to
‘Parthenon’ !
What the %#$%^&
He’s not a Greek temple, he’s a person, I say.
And besides he’s Indian NOT Greek
and when I correct it, auto correct
over-rides me.
We come to blows.
I change it back
end with a
‘Have a good one, Parth’ and quickly press ‘send’
but the next day
I get a message
‘Hey John! What is it with ‘Parthenon?
John Malone 
yeh, can you stop with the name of the greek temple, please?! just parth. now put that in your autorcorrct pipe and smoke it!
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Hahhahahhhhah; love that, Beth 🙂
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Lol. I feel your pain. I almost sent somebody a terribly rude message… oh it might have been you, John. I do a lot of blogging on my phone. That’s right. I tried to write “you’re extremely kind” and somehow it changed it to “you’re extremely blind”. Luckily I saw it before I posted the remark and fixed it!
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Lol, indeed; I’m glad you fixed it, though if I did receive it, I would have put it down as a typo 🙂
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oh f$^$%, this is hilarious John! What a great laugh you gave me, thank you!
eden
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you always brighten my day, Eden with your posts, esp the song choices, so I’m glad I could reciprocate 🙂
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Very funny Johnathan, Those autocorrects can be a pail in the area!
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clever, Hobbo: I wondered what you’d come up with — you did not disappoint 🙂
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😂😂
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Haha. Good one! I’ve had my bouts with auto correct too.
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thanks Bob; I think we all have 🙂
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I’ve been in this situation at least a billion times, I mean auto-correct is helpful and all but most the times it is straight up annoying!!!
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it’s like a pernickety, pedantic English teacher watching over your shoulder as you write 🙂
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Good one!!!
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Damn auto-correct! Its primary function appears to be to insert rogue words!
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I like that, Matthew; you have to be alert to its wily ambushes 🙂
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Autocorrect and I have thrown down, and I believe I am the winner, as it can never configure the strange words I type. Don’t talk to Siri, either. It’s a protest in verbal creativity, I think.
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I’m not familiar with Siri which by the sound of it may be a good thing 🙂
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She’s the A.I. on smart phones. I think if in the house, she’s Alexis. (They’re electronic fake servant girls–to be fair, I think you can change their voice to male but they are still female names) I really don’t like them.
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okay, thanks; there’s material there for a story, surely 🙂
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