
If I were to change my name
I would change it to something
light and leafy like Forrest Gander,
the name of the poet whose poem ‘Pastoral’
I am reading now: ‘swarms of midges
bobbed up and down like balled hairnets
in the breeze’; nothing blunt and earthy,
like his nearest namesake, Forrest Gump
would write; but ethereal; I see he has a degree
in ecology and was born in the Mojave Desert,
all part of the grand design; his photo
portrays him, smiling, upstanding, arms outspread
as if ready to take off on another flight of whimsy.
photo courtesy of Ulle
Do you think the homonym “balled” was a little touch of humour to go with the hair nets? 😉. I love it when people’s names go with their occupations. Like my English teacher: Mrs Read. And my son’s surgeon: Dr Croaker. And the lady at the bank: Penny Poore. That’s my favourite. 🙂
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🙂 yes, now you mention it: our ‘Forrest’ finds his funny bone every now and then; and hey! I love your little name stories: each one is gem: you have a poem in the making there, Worms 🙂
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I think that if I
Was named Johnny Malone
Then I’d modify
It, to become Omer Lone.
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Lol. Hobbo: you’re back!! welcome home; good to see you back on WordPress 🙂
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Thanks. Good to be back!
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that’s such a beauty – what about meadow flea for your name?
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Lol , I do like ‘meadow flea’ ; I’ll run it past my mates on Friday night 🙂
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hopefully the committee with vote it in
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🙂 I don’t know, Beth: I don’t think it’s going to float 😦 perhaps if I was a little more ethereal and 3-4 kilos lighter 🙂
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right –
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If I would change my name it would be “John’s Idol”. This was just great. Took me to the place I love the most, the forest.
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thanks Ulle; and thanks again to your photo, the perfect accompaniment to my ruminations 🙂
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