
Let me see.
There must be some nice things
I can say about you.
I get to hang out with my inner hermit again.
Where you been? he asks sullenly.
Busy, I say, busy. But hey! It’s good to see you.
Can we, you know, have a beer together? Bring in a Pizza? Watch ‘The Farmer Wants a Wife?’
Sure, I say, sure.
We hug each other. It’s like old times. There’s a tear in his rheumy eyes.
I got time now.
I go to the old bookshelf. It’s pretty dusty. Don’t get much reading done when you’re out and about.
And I grab one, that big Collected Graham Greene
and we settle into ‘The Quiet American’.
There are some stories you can’t read enough.
You could do with a shower, I say. So could you, says hermit.
We give each other a playful punch. It’s like old times.
I watch his hands, his fingers twitching. He pulls back the curtain, peers outside.
Do you reckon we could ,,,,?.
Why not? I say. It’s the season for it.
We stoke up the fire, sit side by side, writing our shivery little three liners, haiku on wind, frost, ice, hailstones.
Winter, you’re not all bad.
It’s nice to have a friend 🤔
But John, really, you should tell
him to get out & about more 😎
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I know, David: that boy is a worry; I’m going to have to boot him outside occasionally for his own good 🙂
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Don’t forget the mask, hand
sanitiser, respirator, hazmat
suit, respirator, and especially
a fully charged taser!
It’s dangerous out there 😱
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(The second respirator is for any
poor fool you need to taser 😷👌
Like a farmer who wants a reality
TV wife, you could be heading
into real strife 📺💔
But don’t let me resuscitate
your friends agoraphobia 😎)
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Lo. I think I’ve lost him, David: he’s scurried far down the rabbit hole of reclusivity, becoming his own hermit kingdom 😦 and i’m not going down after him 🙂
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This nationwide Lock Down
situation is making everything
curiouser and curiouser?!
Everyone is going iso-crazy,
it’s true. Everyone except me
and you … but I have doubts
about your friend, John 🤔
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Lol; I may send him a few coooeees down the track, David; once the pizza arrives, he’ll come running back up 🙂
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It is a good season for inner hermits, that’s for sure. This has been the wettest, greyest winter I can remember since moving to Canberra. Difficult to get washing dry but a good year to be having a lot of enforced rest with the cat, the dog and cups of hot cocoa. I am glad you found things to like. It sounds warm and companionable. 🙂
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thanks, Worms; yesterday was our coldest day since 1922 — 9 degree maximum — and as you may have heard, we are in a week-long lockdown and it is wintry again today. But I have found things to keep me happy including this funny poem; it’s funny how we often turn to humour in glum times
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Ah. Yes, we’re top of 9 today. Yes, Lockdown does add to one’s sense of isolation. I hope SA gets Delta under control quickly. 🤞🤞. Fast response is certainly a good start.
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brrrrrr; we hope so too; numbers are very low — like the temperature — so that’s a start; stay warm and cozy, Worms: looking forward to new writing from you 🙂
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Nice work when holed up
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🙂 you gotta keep busy, Beth; great opportunity to be creative 🙂 this poem came out of it 🙂
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Hi John, good you’re being so creative during your lockdown.
Helps to pass the time. 😀
eden
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thanks Eden; I am on a roll and my inner hermit is pleased to have me around more often 🙂
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No need for hermits here at the moment John. Temperatures crept above thirty this week, which might not be hot by Aussie standards, but is plenty warm enough for a whinging pom.😂
On the covid situation…we are currently getting about 50,000 new cases per day, and with restrictions lifted, that is going to double at least. Difference though is that 70% have been double jabbed and 90% have had their first job, so hospital admissions should be kept lowish. That is our cunning plan! What really amazes me is that although a pandemic has been predicted for years, and though coronavirus has now been around for two years, there is still no world strategy. Each country is doing what it thinks is best, and in some cases, like Australia, every state is doing something different. Where is our world strategy? What are our so called world leaders doing?
Okay Hobbo, rant over, chill, grab a chamomile tea or something…….Dauphy
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thanks, Hobbo, for that info. Yes, a world strategy would help but at least UK vaccinations are way ahead of ours, which may be edging 10%. I’m one of those fully vaccinated and I never hear the end of it 😦
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Good to hear that you are double jabbed John.👍
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thanks, Hobbo: my friends are still wary of me because they believe I can carry the virus and pass it on; I suppose that’s right 😦
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Don’t think that’s right. The important thing is that if you do contract it, you are very unlikely to become seriously ill because it gives you antibodies to fight the little bugger.😂
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Thanks Hobbo: it seemed a little wrong to me; it’s curious being treated as a leper now I’m double jabbed: will look into this —
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👍 My youngest son in Melbourne sent me a link to some of the false rubbish that is being circulated in Australia by so called experts. This seems to be having a negative effect on the vaccine uptake.
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yes; my paraplegic friend has fallen victim to that rubbish and has refused vaccination thus far and consequently is paranoid about catching it
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Yes, it’s such a shame because people like that are more likely to get seriously ill
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it’s going to take some persuading , but now he’s on the edge of panic so that may push him towards the jab —
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I love this. What a great idea of a poem.
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that’s what lockdown does to you, Bob: sends your mind spinning in all directions 🙂
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Wonderful “ some stories you can’t read enough “ will remember this for long.
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thanks again, Tanya: nice to get a new reader 🙂
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So good to be with oneself. And yes, hard to find good things to say. Such is self-love and all that crap. The inner hermit wishes to get out more. But winter can be the worst time. Hope there are more sunny days ahead. Cheers to both of you! 🙂
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Lol; thanks Terveen; we;ll start getting on each other’s nerves before long but until then …..
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Nice work man, I’d say you nailed it, nice tone and can definitely see the Bukowski influence. Lovely👏👏
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thanks Christo; good to hear from you, man 🙂
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