They didn’t tell you when you trustingly submitted to a covid test that you’d have to quarantine for fourteen days even if you tested negative.
They didn’t tell you the queues would be so long, could take up to ten hours to be tested, and that there were no toilet facilities available, no hot dog stands
And they certainly didn’t tell you a fortnight in quarantine by yourself would be as gruelling, as solipsistic as a fortnight in solitary in a maximum security prison — and that you never even get to see your jailer
There is no training for this.
And anyway you’ve only got eight more days of madness to look forward to, so it isn’t all bad
Until you realize at the very end, your state’s in hard lockdown for at least a week so you have to go through it all over again