
You must sit like a ruler, the instructor says.
So I do. Back ramrod straight.
What are you doing? the instructor asks.
Sitting like a ruler, I reply. A steel ruler.
No, not that kind of ruler, he says. Like someone in control. A king or commander.
Like Genghis Khan? I say.
I hear a few rogue giggles.
No. More like the Dalai llama. Posture is important in yoga.
I relax a little.
It would be very tiring, after all, to go through life in the presence of others, back stiff as a steel ruler.
[pic courtesy of wikipedia]
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thanks, Beth: it’s good to start the morning with a giggle 🙂
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Ha ha. I love Genghis Khan at a yoga class. 🙂
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in retrospect, it was painfully inappropriate 😦
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🤣 Well written John. Inching towards perfection!
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hahah ; missed that pin first time round;you’ve got to be sharp as a ruler sometimes 🙂
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😂
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oooops; should be ‘pun’
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Thank God, this was clarified. Otherwise that back could’ve been sore for days. Good one! 🙂
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🙂 yes, it’s good to get things right early on 🙂
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I tried to be a ruler but I didn’t measure up.
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hahahah; that is so funny 🙂
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Haha, love it John 😂
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thanks; I worked on it to get it right; it was important that it measured up 🙂
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Every day is a new opportunity to bend like a ruler and snap back into position, hurting someone in the face.
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well, the bending bit is right; don’t know about the second bit; sometimes it’s good just to let things go —
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Lol this was funny… 😂 I’d prefer being a rubber ruler,to be honest 😉
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yes, a rubber ruler would be a good choice 🙂
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I thought the exact same thing, a steel ruler Not the other one
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ahh, then I’m not the only one; thanks 🙂
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