Saga of the Search

I donโ€™t know what Jesus had in mind

when he said, Seek and ye shall find,

probably not these soy and almond protein oats

that soothe the tummy, titillate the throat

whose disappearance from the supermarket shelves

threaten to dismember my notion of self;

but I think He would be pleased I got off my arse

& visited various supermarkets, unafraid to ask

do you stock any of these, flashing my iphone pic

of the last one I had, but their reply is quick:

sorry, they say, you could try other stores

so I haul along my sorry arse to try one more

and lo and behold! joy leapt in my throat

before me sat 5 packets of those soy, almond oats.

26 thoughts on “Saga of the Search

  1. better a giggle than a yawn ๐Ÿ™‚ they taste delicious, more character than round grapes and yes, they really do ease digestion: you don’t need pills. According to a website they are grown in Southern California and harvested from August to late September; you can probably get them in your area ๐Ÿ™‚


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