Election day at Alberton Primary.
A long, long queue.
A slow shuffle to the front.
Hope the queue at the Pearly Gates
isn’t as long and tedious as this.
And there’s a coffee van and sausage sizzle
at the end of it
The Big Day
John Malone
playful panda
John Malone 
sounds like a great plan
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it’s the least St. Peter and his team could do; maybe a big screen telly showing the latest footy match 🙂
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Well, I don’t think it can be heaven without coffee. The sizzling sausages, I imagine more in the other other locale. …😂
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hahahahaha; that is so clever 🙂
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😊
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you split my sides, K; ever thought of doing a part time gig as a Stand-Up 🙂
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You hiring? 😊
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we could be a big double act 🙂 outside the Pearly Gates we could make a killing, cap-in-hand 🙂
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Oh, that’s a great spot for the act, John. Lots of easy improv from that crowd. Like an Abbot & Castello, back before the split. 😁
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yes, or Laurel and Hardy, Morecombe and Wise … what has happened to history’s great double acts ?
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Square rooted, each and every one of them, I imagine.
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hahah; sadly yed; we had Don Lane and Bert Newton down outr neck of the woods for decades but you probably haven’t heard of them; has Germany or Europegot any funny double acts, I wonder ….
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Do the Germans do comedy? 😊😂 I didn’t see anything but straight faces the whole time I was there (kidding of course, well, mostly).
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when we were in Vienna likewise — though they say comedy is universal : be good to work on a post on this topic —
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ohh yes, Sir Donald 🙂
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Does he have a big nose. Just emended the coke sniffles. 😂 was thinking of RR.
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I think he did; I’ve forgotten his visage already but dear old Ronnie 🙂 tes
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My favorite quote by RR: “How can a president not be an actor?”
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hahhahhhahhahhhha; that is priceless; you’ve given me enough laughs to last all week; thank you, K 🙂
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You could laugh into next year and we wouldn’t be even. You’re very welcome though for these few. 😊
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thanks K; a terrific exchange 🙂
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I’m all about the coffee, John. Sip sip hooray! You get sausage. I’ll pray for bacon. 😉
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actually they did have an and and bacon stand too; it gets better AND better 🙂
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It wouldn’t be the real pearly gates without a burger van outside now ould it! 😂
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maybe a big screen TV playing the latest footy match 🙂
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Perfick!
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soccer for you guys over there; AFL footy for us in Oz 🙂
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I like watching your NRL too.
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actually my partner’s former husband — he’s passed away now — came from Wales and he loved watching our rugby teams in action —
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It is very exciting. Similar to our rugby league but faster!
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I will have to give it a look in; thanks Hobbo 🙂
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👍
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Will have to get there to find out. I can wait. No problem. A funny one, John. 🙂
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I agree; like that Meatloaf song said: ‘Heaven Can Wait’ 🙂
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Coffee and sausage – in heaven? Hahahaha sorry could not resist. Chris
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I can’t wait 🙂
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