
Oooops. Looks like I turned the heater off prematurely.
I seem to make a habit of it.
Maybe because I was born prematurely.
I don’t finish novels either.
or most short stories.
Even half my poems I bail out from.
Relationships too.
I have meltdowns. Walkouts.
But hey ! I have three kids.
Nothing premature there.
And I’m still with my gal.
Maybe I can finally say, I’m over it.
But that might be a little premature.
Hysterical. 😂I love the self-reflections being bailed on right when you might have been getting somewhere. So clever. 😊
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thanks K ; I had a riotous time writing this; it’s the failed stand-up in me; poetry’s gain, comedy’s loss 🙂
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😂indeed; a couple mickeys and I mic, I imagine all sorts of gems would pour out.
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hahaha; thanks K; I think I missed my calling 😦
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No way!! 😊But it could be a great side gig.
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true 🙂 I’m working on it 🙂 meanwhile I entertain the troops on the home front: family and friends 🙂
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Near and far, John. Near and far.
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love this one, so full of crazy fun
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thanks Beth; so glad you enjoyed the mayhem 🙂
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Haha! Fantastic!
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glad it brought a few laughs, Bob 🙂
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Excellent, it’s not to early to say!
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thank you, Ulle: I had fun writing this one 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh, John. No, it wasn’t premature. And that image…Lol. 🙂
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hee haw 🙂 yes, that image set the mood for the whole poem 🙂
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Good one John, you know yourself so well! 😀
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I do, Eden: he’s a complex fellow 🙂
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The picture is funny – and I really like the poem as well.
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thank you, Rabirius —
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