I had just unzipped at the left urinal when he took the one next to me, even though the one on the right was vacant.
We were shoulder to shoulder. We were that close.
He had bright orange hair like Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
I hummed a few bars of “If You Don’t Know Me By Now’ just in case but there was nothing.
Hi, I’m Charlie, he offered.
Umm, I’m John. We don’t have to shake hands do we?
No, of course not, he said. You come here often.
Only to pee, I said. How about you?
Yes, much the same.
Then we both entered the zone, quietly exuding, self satisfied sighs.
We must stop meeting like this, I said wryly.
Then he zipped up and went to the basin and when he had gone I did the same.
This does not happen to me often. In fact, it was the first time which is why I’m writing about it.
Weird, huh ?
- pic courtesy of pinterest