You prophesy
there’s a flood coming
so I make a run for it
dash inside
flip the lid —
there’s only a trickle.
You fickle !
Bad Prophet
John Malone
playful panda
You prophesy
there’s a flood coming
so I make a run for it
dash inside
flip the lid —
there’s only a trickle.
You fickle !
John Malone 
Haha. It took me a few reads, but I get it now. Good one!
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thanks Bob: it’s always a bit dodgy writing poems about bodily functions of the ‘coarser’, less acceptable side ; you’re going to lose readers —
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Lol
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hahaha; glad you got it 🙂
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Ah. Well I am naive. Thought you were talking weather forecasting. Now I understand flip the lid! 😄
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yes, that was the clue; the bladder was the false prophet: a riddle, much as a poem 🙂 thanks Worms
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Ha!!!!
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one of my riddle poems, Beth: clues at the beginning, then the big reveal at the end —
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This makes me smile 😃 Anita
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thanks so much, Anita; I wanted it to be a ‘smiley’ poem 🙂
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😂 Oh, the bladder is such an over-reactor.
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hahaha; I love that 🙂
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Haha! At least you made it in time!
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yes,like stand-up comedy, timing is everything 🙂
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False alarm. But it’s better to be cautious. Very clever! Lol. 🙂
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thanks Terveen: I hesitated for a day, saying: is this a suitable topic for poetry ?
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Glad you went ahead. Don’t mind those who get pissed off. 🙂
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hahahahahahahhhahhahahhahahha
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Best to be safe than sorry, droll and dry, I do love your sense of humour John
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it just popped in myhead;
🙂 true; you gotta laugh 🙂
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Haha, fantastic! Laugh so hard I had to flip the lid. So very clever.
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thanks Ulle: I thought it was worthy of a poem: may as well laugh about it 🙂
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Oh my! That’s hilarious.
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it’s good to see the light side of things 🙂
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And now I’ve come full circle with my ‘pee’ comment on your other poem, hahah!
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Lol. I had a golden staph infection at the time, so I had no chance of restful nights or carefree days 😦
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