That’s what we do to each other, I say.
We kick, box, wrestle each other.
Only we do it in words.
Words are much nicer, she says.
I don’t know about that, I say.
Do we really fight like that?
Yes.
We should be on TV.
There’s a show like that on TV now about bickering couples.
There is?
Yes. MAFS. Married At First Sight.
God, she says, we’re not like that, are we?
No, I say, we’re like UFC fighters.
We’re not like that now though , are we? she asks.
No, I wink, but once upon a time …..
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