Scrunch

Scrunch.

I left it up,

the broken poem.

A broken poem

is not like

a broken promise.

It hurts no one.

Only the writer.

It lets them know

they too

can mess up in public.

Can die

like a stand-up comedian

on stage

eat humble pie.

I’ve tried mending it

but it is beyond repair.

A poet’s folly.

What can I do?

But leave it there.

Perhaps no one will notice.

*pic courtesy of pinterest

Third Bite of the Cherry

The ibises have moved along

have gone upmarket

grubbing in the well manicured lawns

of Davis Court.

Something needs to be done.

They look more dowdy than ever.

Reminds me of the time

in the Adelaide Central Market

during an upgrade

when the benches inside Coles supermarket

where I used to wait for my paraplegic friend

to do his shopping

were all suddenly removed;

What the &^%$$%, we all said,

our little community of bench people.

When approached,

management see – sawed for a while

but after constant badgering

a junior manager not yet used to the ropes

of sidestepping,

admitted — wait for it —

the benches were removed to keep

the riff-raff out

Thin

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Thin

 

You’ve always been jealous of thin guys, admit it, so this puny poem is a dig at ultra thinness; the humour hides the venom:

 

Watching this dude

P

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Amble in,

 

You wonder

How he fits

His insides

In.