Awkward Not Balanced

Awkward Not Balanced.

Can I tell you my dream, she says,

when talk turns to flowers.

What I really like

is a bouquet,

with one long sprig off to the side.

Awkward not balanced.

I like my poems like that too:

eye-catching,

with fascist suns,

ladies with tachycardic eyes,

a girl with incarnadine hair,

poems with flourish,

quirk

like Tintin’s quiff.

  • pic courtesy of pinterest

Everything Small and Modest

Everything Small and Modest

Robert looks happy here.

Eyes lit up like lamps

full of wonder..

He is on one of his long walks

from the asylum,

He has spotted something.

Perhaps it is a wood pigeon

clearing its throat.

Or a song thrush balancing on a twig,

beak open ready to burst into song.

Everything small and modest

is pleasant and beautiful. Robert declared.

He looks dapper here, and in good  health

certainly better that he did when he was found

dead in the snow that Xmas day in’ 56,

the photograph that ghouls pore over.

He didn’t write much in those last years

at the asylum , letting himself off the hook,

declaring, I am here to be mad, not to write.

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Learnt a Few Things Today

Learnt a Few Things Today.

Learnt a few things today: that prunes

are prime movers;

hashi are chopsticks;

that sometimes the least visited blogs

are the most interesting

[ kudos to you, Don],

that it’s as good to stand up, clap, sing

& wave your body about as if you’re at

a rock concert,

& that endorphins are the sacrament

that a higher power has bestowed

on us mere mortals.

Fork

Fork.

There’s something special about a small wooden fork.

Small, slender, artisanal.

Things just taste better with them.

Apple and cinnamon muffins, for one.

Strawberry shortcake.

And this explosion of a pavlova my daughter made,

the slice I’ve just eaten,

mango and whipped yoghurt

which gave this poem its prod.

Playful Panda of a Poem

A Playful Panda of a Poem

She glows and she glitters

from sunset to sunrise

she is an all night lady

with tachycardic eyes





She loves the crickets of Quorrobolong

the whimsy of the wind

the noisy cross-eyed mynah

the clatter of rubbish bins





She has a tachycardic heart

and  tachycardic toes

and takes herself off

wherever the wild wind blows





She loves the smell of coquetry

the stars, the perfumed black

and when she finally settles, eats

French Fries and Big Macs

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The Memory Paradox

The Memory Paradox.

Not all words get through.

2.5 million gigabytes of memory

count for nought if words are stopped at the gate

The meaning of ‘lambent, for instance,

or the tricky title

of that Tony Joe White song,

the best cover Elvis ever did.

Not even the name of the new friend we made

at Church last Sunday,

starting with J: Jordan? Josh? Jaidin?

My daughter doesn’t remember either.

Maybe it’s a family thing.

Why do some words get blocked, while millions of others

get through?

The mind has a mind of its own.

*pic courtesy of pinterest

Sunset

Sunset.

Fascist yellow

sun,

barking mad,

see how the sea breezes run

from you,

your rabid red breath

stoking

the ovens

of night;

four days of heat

ahead.

No mercy expected.

Waterlog

Waterlog.

The rain has begun.

I park the car close as possible, then dodging the drops, duck into the library.

“Ahh,” says the librarian, “we’ve been wading through your requests and look what’s washed up.”

It is like Santa handing over a present.

“Ahh, ‘Waterlog’”, I say.”The perfect book to read in the bath,”

“Just don’t drop it,” he says.

I should have seen that coming but Steve is quick, very quick.

“Thanks,” I say and we have a brief chat on the merits of reading in strange places, like baths.

“Have to go”, I say. “The rain’s getting heavier.”

By the time I get to the car, the book and I are waterlogged.

Steve would have appreciated that pun.

Now I don’t have to worry about dropping it in the bath.

* what’s the strangest place you’ve read a book?