What’s the big deal about me doing gym three times a week?
You don’t need to, you say. Do a little more around the house. Like gardening.
Gardening isn’t cardiovascular, I say. It has a lot of health benefits but it isn’t cardiovascular. It isn’t enough.
And you’re seeing the skin specialist next week. What’s that all about?
Looking after myself, I say.
You fuss too much, you say. You even check your car out during the week. I’ve seen you in the driveway, wiping away the bird shit off your car. Birds gotta shit somewhere.
Sure but it eats away the paintwork.
It’s becoming a fetish, you say. And now you’re off to gym, I suppose?
I treat my body like my car, I say. It’s the vehicle I travel through life in.
John Malone 