I like to comb my hair before I go to bed in case I meet my Maker.
I put on clean underwear before I go out in case I get hit by a truck or tram and end up in hospital. You want to look yr best.
Mum taught me these things.
Always repent to God yr sins before you go to sleep. Whiteness of soul is as important as whiteness of underwear.
An idle mind is the devil’s workshop, mum emphasised. She needn’t have worried. My mind was always busy.
But if she knew what I was thinking she would have washed my dirty little teenage mind out with soap.