What If on a sunny day

What If On a sunny day …….

the sun suddenly blacked out

had a power outage

while you were hanging out

the washing

or the dog was taking you

for a long walk through a maze

of streets?

You can’t fumble for a switch

phone your power provider.

You can’t even use the torch

on your mobile phone

if it’s not on you.

What would you do

if it lasted?

What would

Improbable Ponderings


Does an apple have core values?

Are pistachios ‘nut cases’?

What happens if the door of opportunity jams?

If Q and U really are the conjoined twins of the English alphabet, isn’t it about time they were separated?

Do Grandfather Clocks have too much time on their hands?

Who keeps putting the writing on the wall?

And is anyone ever going to get around to fixing those disabled toilets?


Can you add to this fun list? can you suggest answers to any of these questions?