I don’t look odd enough.
That’s my problem.
I’m a little too symmetrical.
Take Tom Cruise, for instance.
I read an article once that suggested that his charisma comes
from his asymmetric face.
I do have one pupil not quite in alignment with the other when I look down a little.
But that’s it.
And anyway no one notices.
I’m showing signs of age but that’s not oddness.
I do have a scar on my left cheek which hints at a seedy past — a knife fight perhaps —– which I’m happy to go with — but sadly it’s only where a skin cancer was cut out.
I’m sure if I looked odder
I’d be in more demand.
It’s just my luck to be born symmetrical and boring.
*pic courtesy of Wiki Commons