Crack

Crack

Not the crack in the cosmic egg

Nor the crack addicts smoke

Not even the crack in crack, snapple, pop breakfast cereal

but the bum crack

of Mr. Hairy

at the Eye Clinic

when he bent over to pick up

a form he had dropped

his shirt rolled up,

his jeans slipped a notch or two.

Everyone copped an eyeful.

I cracked a smile.

Some tittered.

Mr. Hairy was oblivious.

*pic courtesy of pexels.com

33 thoughts on “Crack

  1. One often fails to recognise One’s own inner plumber. Or inner letterbox. It’s one of those wardrobe malfunctions that is frighteningly common. I think it’s because pants are made for the “average” shape and almost nobody is average. 🙃

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