Learnt a Few Things Today

Learnt a Few Things Today.

Learnt a few things today: that prunes

are prime movers;

hashi are chopsticks;

that sometimes the least visited blogs

are the most interesting

[ kudos to you, Don],

that it’s as good to stand up, clap, sing

& wave your body about as if you’re at

a rock concert,

& that endorphins are the sacrament

that a higher power has bestowed

on us mere mortals.

Shameless

.Shameless.

Part of me recoils.

What are you?

Shameless?

Milking sympathy.

No, I say, I’m not.

Though I’m doing something

just as shameless,

using the disease as grist

to the mill.

Isn’t that what writers do?

I am ferocious for new material,

for keeping the old war horse fed.

Should one take advantage of an illness

or submit meekly to it.?

*pic courtesy of Wiki Commons

‘Indolent’

Indolent.

I’m going to lounge around like the old ginger cat

the rest of the afternoon,

‘Indolent’ is not a bad descriptor

for the disease.

makes it sound almost amiable. good natured,

like a lazy, but lovable work-shy relation.

Other cancers are hares.

This is a tortoise.

In the afternoon it takes nana naps like me.

Fighting Fish

Fighting Fish: an Extended Metaphor Poem

You & me

we’re siamese fighting fish

territorial as hell

in this fishbowl

of love.

You say,

I am taking every inch

of yr space;

I say,

huh, you are crowding me

but most of the time

we get on swimmingly

*pic courtesy of pinterest

What’s the Big Deal?


  
What’s the big deal about me doing gym three times a week?
 
You don’t need to, you say. Do a little more around the house. Like gardening.
 
Gardening isn’t cardiovascular, I say. It has a lot of health benefits but it isn’t cardiovascular. It isn’t enough.
 
And you’re seeing the skin specialist next week. What’s that all about?
 
Looking after myself, I say.
 
You fuss too much, you say. You even check your car out during the week. I’ve seen you in the driveway, wiping away the bird shit off your car. Birds gotta shit somewhere.
 
Sure but it eats away the paintwork.
 
It’s becoming a fetish, you say. And now you’re off to gym, I suppose?
 
I treat my body like my car, I say. It’s the vehicle I travel through life in.
 
 

Them

You can’t swat them

with yr hand.

                       spray them

with disinfectant.

                                      or repel them

with incense coils.

They won’t buy it.

And you can’t

                      shut them out.

Not even

                                                          in yr room

at night.

Bite.    Bite.       Bite.

They whinge and they whine.

Those old anxieties, What ifs?

Those mozzies                     of yr mind.

Taking Off

Not all poems will leave the tarmac.

Not all are destined to fly.

Some are too heavy to lift off,

weighed down with their own importance,

too mechanically unsound.

Some simply haven’t enough fuel in the tank.

Others are just puzzles, enigmas,

the captain scratching his head in the cockpit,

saying, well, it should fly. Everything appears in order.

It was checked this morning.

Not all poems will leave the tarmac.

Not all are destined to fly.

  • pic courtesy of Pinterest

Pyramid Beach


All along the foreshore they stretch
brown clumps of seaweed
shoulder high
like Van Gogh haystacks
harvested by the sea;
overnight they sprang up,
these dense, damp mounds,
these camel humps,
little Ulurus,
flat top pyramids
for children to run up
and down on;
I stand on one
like a statue on a plinth,
fold one arm on my shoulder
like Lord Nelson
and gaze fixedly out to sea


* pic courtesy of pexels.com by Lachlan Ross